$1 IS ALL IT TAKES YOU SPENT MORE ON THAT COFFEE STOP WASTING MONEY ON NONSENSE ONE DOLLAR. ONE DREAM. ONE IDIOT. LESS THAN A LOTTERY TICKET BETTER ODDS THAN POWERBALL $1 IS ALL IT TAKES YOU SPENT MORE ON THAT COFFEE STOP WASTING MONEY ON NONSENSE ONE DOLLAR. ONE DREAM. ONE IDIOT. LESS THAN A LOTTERY TICKET BETTER ODDS THAN POWERBALL

A very serious financial proposal

Make
Me
Rich.

Here's the thing. We — you, me, all of us — are absolutely terrible with money. We spend $6 on oat milk lattes. We pay $15/month for a meditation app we opened twice. We bought an air fryer. We have three streaming subscriptions and watch the same show on repeat.

So I've decided to stop pretending. I'm not selling a course. I'm not promising crypto returns. I am simply asking you — one human to another — to give me one dollar.

Less than a gumball. Less than the tip you rounded up at Subway. If a million of you do it, I become a millionaire. If you don't, I remain broke and slightly delusional. Either way, at least one of us had the audacity to try.

0 Believers so far
$1 The ask
$1,000,000 The dream
0 Excuses given

The transformation

Before — stressed man
Before
Checking bank balance
with one eye closed
After — confident wealthy man
After
Checking portfolio
just to feel something

Artist's impression. Funds permitting. Please fund.

Mission progress

Road to $1,000,000 0%
$0 — broke calculating... $1M — free

Why your $1 makes total sense

$1.33T
Spent on impulse buys yearly
Americans blow $1.33 trillion on unplanned purchases every year. My $1 ask is literally rounding error on your rounding error.
$219
Average monthly subscription waste
The average person pays for $219 in subscriptions monthly and uses less than half. You're already donating to corporations. Donate to a person instead.
Top 1%
Earns 20x the bottom 50%
The wealth gap is obscene. I'm not going to fix it. I'm going to join the right side of it — one dollar at a time, with your help.
88%
Of lottery tickets lose money
And yet you buy them. At least donating $1 to me gives you a story. "I funded a stranger's millionaire dreams." That's worth something. Probably.
$6.57
Average cost of a coffee drink
You will spend this today. And tomorrow. And the day after. My ask is literally less than your Tuesday oat milk latte with an extra shot.
0.0125%
Of Earth's population I need
There are 8 billion people on Earth. I need 1 million of them. This is statistically more achievable than winning Powerball. You're basically investing.

Things you already waste $1+ on daily

$6.57 — Fancy latteYou buy this every single day without a second thought.
📱
$15.99/mo — Streaming appYou've watched 2 things on it this entire year.
🎰
$5 — Lottery ticket0.000003% chance. This donation is statistically smarter.
🍟
$3 — Delivery feeYou paid this just to avoid walking outside for 8 minutes.
🧘
$12.99/mo — Meditation appYou opened it twice. Both times in January.
📦
$14.99/mo — PrimeFree shipping on things you absolutely did not need.

You've read this far. You already know what to do.

Make Me Rich

Your $1 will not change your life.
It might change mine.
No refunds. No rewards. No regrets.
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